Nouvelle Vouiture

That is actually new car in French, but I do not know German. I must start learning so I can communicate with it. FAHREN! HALTEN! UBERSCHLAGEN! No, don't überschlagen, I cannot afford to fix you if you überschlagen.

It's legal!

The birth certificate was messed up, but we finally sorted it out and it's officially ours.  I am accepting names for our beast of a baby. They must be German in origin, for obvious reasons. I want to make sure it remembers its heritage.

I may or may not have already dropped it. That's ok, I turned out fine.