Best Checklist Ever

Don't you wish all your checklists could be that simple? (By the by, I know what you're thinking and I'll just head you off at the pass. This is not my checklist.)

Also, what is a pencil graveyard? This child is obviously thinking of a pencil graveyard too much, as it's on the checklist. So, a) that's a touch creepy and 2), I am glad that it is checked off. "Never think about a pencil graveyard" should always be the first thing checked off of anyone's list of things to do.